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18th December 2019

Got any good jokes??

Today we're celebrating cracker jokes, the good, the bad, and the baffling!

Here's a Maths joke to start you off:


And I'm sure this joke needs no explanation:


So let's have them - your favourite Christmas joke, or any terrible terrible joke at all. Email them or tweet them.

Thanks to Clare:



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