Traditionally the penultimate day of the Calendar is a clearout of all the things we wanted to put in but didn't have room for. So here, in no particular order: The classic Henry nativity, born anew for 2025 What kind of monster would put a giant guacamole dip on top of a record player. Everything about this is wrong. And yet ... yum. Woke Christmas decorations. Farage would ban these. Last chance to buy the must-have Christmas gifts for the kitchen. Yes, £600.