B A D P L A C E J O K E S
NOT BY ADAM CREEN
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My wife's gone to the West Indies
No, she went of her own accord.
My wife's gone to Northern Italy
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
My wife's had an accident on a volcano
No. She broke her leg.
My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Yes, absolutely loopy
My wife's gone to the botanical gardens
Yes, it was rather busy.
My wife's gone to Malawi
Yes, about 5000 miles
My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
My wife's gone to see relatives in France
Yes, and her cousin
My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
Yes, she was coughing up phlegm for weeks
My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Yes, but the drummer is fantastic.
My wife's just been on a day trip to Poole
Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
I sent my wife to the East Indies
No, I sent her on a plane.
My wife's gone to Cyprus
No, she's taken them with her.
I sent my wife to Illinois
No, as a passenger.