23 March 2008

Things my mother says 1

Describing a 'lovely singer' she saw at Proms in the Park:
Tony Radley from Spandor Bally

Describing the touchpad on her new laptop:
the mouse inside my computer

Talking to a waiter in a Chinese restaurant on the Strand:
You look just like a lovely little boy I used to teach - are you him?

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