The names of the contestants for this year's American Princess, presented by the execrable Paul Burrell, are like poetry! I'd love for you to try and guess the made-up one, but unfortunately, they're all real!
Clarissa Santiago, an outgoing former beauty pageant contestant from Bronx, NY;
Tara Zynel, an opera singer and introverted arts student from Pittsburgh, PA;
Liz Rizza, a rapping college basketball player from Umpqua Valley, OR;
Cassie Shea Watson, a theater major from Longview, TX; ;
Letosha Joshua, a former military sergeant from Chief City, FL;
Danielle Sutterfield, a tree-hugging figure model from Arlington, TX;
Crystal Rowe, a nanny and former foster child from Folsom, CA;
Jasmine Espinal, a punk rocker from Orlando, FL;
Kirsten Stiff (pictured), an energetic teacher who makes dog tutus in her spare time, from Sarasota, FL;
Felicia Flick, a bikini-wearing boxer from Homer City, PA;
Yvonka DeRidder, a bi-sexual Psychology student from Tampa, FL;
Nakia Vestal, a former exotic dancer from Baytown, TX;
Pari Faramarzi, a student from Oxford University
